Cerita...She was here and you could have.

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to Continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the Road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill For $350.00. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't Worth $350.00. When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the Hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were Available for the husband and wife to use.

"But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the

Cerita...Penghasilan Pengemis dan Manager

Suatu hari..seorang manager perusahaan besar sedang makan siang dan sedang ngobrol sama pengemis di warung soto.


Manager : pak, cape ya abis ngemis..? Laper ya pak..?

Pengemis : biasa aja tuh, hari ini udh makan 3x.

Manager : loh..? uangnya cuman buat makan bapak? anak dan istri di rumah makan apa?

Pengemis : kayak orang susah aja..! istri dan anak saya lagi di restoran tau! Tadi barusan telpon saya, mereka lagi makan di Kuningan.

Manager sampai kebingungan dan berkata : emank bapak ngemis 1 hari dapet brp..?

Pengemis : nih ya.. Saya kasi tau..!!Saya ngemis dari jam 07.00-17.00.Lampu merah atau hijau waktu nya 60 detik. Setiap 60 detik paling ngak saya bisa dapet 2.000. 1 jam = 60 kali lampu merah/Hijau

60 x 2.000 = 120.000 /jam 1 hari saya kerja 10 jam, 1 jam buat istirahat jadi 9 jam.

9 jam x 120.000 = 1.080.000/hari.

1 bulan saya kerja 26 hari.

26 hari x 1.080.000 = 28.080.000/bulan

Manager sampai kaget dan bengong mendengar crita pengemis itu..

Pengemis berkata : emang mas jadi manager, gaji per bulannya brp..?

Manager : 15.000.000

Pengemis : ijasah..?

Manager : S1

Pengemis : Pasti abis banyak duit buat kuliah, blom lg kerja kena marah ama boss. Tu kepala penuh isinya soal kerjaan mulu. Mending mas ngemis aja. Biar kaya sperti saya. Saya ngemis udh 10 tahun dan sudah keliling dunia.

Manager: Hahahaha...

Lanjutkan BM biar makin bnyk Org. Dan jadi pengemis...