Renungan akhir tahun 2011 (Gembok & anak kunci)

Apakah ada diantara Anda yg memiliki profesi seorang guru,dosen, atau pengajar ? Pd saat Anda menguji anak didik Anda dlm sebuah tes, sy yakin bhw ketika Anda memberikan pertanyaan, Anda pastinya sdh memiliki jawabannya juga. Tidak mungkin Anda memberikan soal kpd mereka sementara Anda sendiri tidak tahu jawaban dari soal yg Anda berikan tsb.

Hal yg sama berlaku pd sebuah pabrik pembuatan gembok. Mereka tdk hanya menciptakan gembok, tp juga membuat kunci utk setiap gembok tsb. Bayangkan betapa konyolnya jika mrk hanya jual gembok tanpa anak kunci.

Dua analogi sederhana di atas kiranya memberikan pencerahan kpd kita bhw hal yg sama Tuhan lakukan dlm

"Time of new Beginning"

New Year is a time for celebration
of love, of life, of friendship.
Therefore, it is the time to thank God
for the wonderful friends,
and to bring to our lives
as much magic as they bring to ours.
Have a happy and a memorable Holiday!
remember the laughters
the joy
the hard works
and the tears
and as you reflect on the past year,
also think of the new one to come.

Positive Thinking And Its Effect On Your Health

by: Greg Riley

The first situation to consider is the relationship between thoughts and conditions like depression and stress. A crucial question is whether the person's thoughts are creating the physical depression or the physical depression is creating the negative thinking. When it comes to how you can use your mind to help, this can be accomplished consciously and subconsciously. When someone has a habit of imagining things turning out very badly, rational thinking can show show them that they often exaggerate. However, the unconscious mind is much more powerful in shaping our habitual behavior, oftentimes beyond our conscious control. Visualization and hypnosis can be very effective in modifying beliefs and, if you do this, the long-lasting effects can be more powerful than using logic only.

The Best Bar and Nightclub Jokes Ever

by: Nastasia Campanella

 
Having a boring day at the office or at uni, daydreaming about which bars or nightclubs you will be heading to this weekend? If so here is a few bar and nightclub jokes to break up the mediocrity of the daily grind.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 5 double shots. The bartender, a little surprised lines up the glasses and pours them out, assuming his mates are just round the corner. The man then, calm as a coma, knocks each shot back one after the other. The bartenders, amazed by this feat of drinking turns to the man and goes “that’s a big effort.” The man replies “you would drink quickly too if you had what I’ve got.” Curiously the bartender asks “what have you got mate” to which the man replies “no money.”

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink and asks the bartender how much? The bartender replies “no charge”

Cerita...Salesman and Mrs Joko...

Mrs Joko open the door , a salesman comes to offer its products.  A young man standing in front of  him , suddenly youths shed rubbish and dust in the living room of Mrs Joko.

Before the Mrs Joko upset, the man said:

“I would like to introduce myself, my name is Budi from Electrolux wanted to demonstrate a vacuum cleaner and our latest technology garbage. If I can't clean up trash and dust it in less than 10 minutes, I'll lick and eat the garbage !!!”

Mrs Joko smile: “started eaten garbage now Budi… . no electricity at home now  since this morning , starting tomorrow work”, she said and  goes to the kitchen.

Cerita...Vegetable, Fruit , Swimming can make slim..?

Don't believe if there is a saying: ' Vegetable and fruit that can make slim. Reality: elephant, Rhino, Gorilla to eat only vegetables and fruits, and see their bodies likes what?

Don't believe the swimming can be made thinner, have you ever seen Whale.?..so big not thin..!

Cerita...a Pair of lover and hemorrhoid

In the garden there is a pair of lovers are making out.

The girl with the spoiled complained : "Ooouuw.., my teeth is handled sick!. 

The guy directly kiss his lips. "Is it still hurt?" Ask the guy. "Oh ... no pain anymore.."

Then that girl with the spoiled complaining again. "..Oops, my neck hurts". 
Directly the guy kisses her neck. "Still ill?". "Woow ..., not pain anymore", the girls reply.
In addition of them there is a grandmother was standing with amazement and impatiently asks:
"Young man, you were superb and miracles. Can you heal my hemorrhoid.?"

Cerita...The Teacher and a Student, Andi..!

Teacher : “Andi please answer…Who is Thomas Alfa Edison ..?

Andi : “ I don’t know..”

Teacher : “ James Watt, who is he..?

Andi : “ I don’t know too..”

Teacher : “How do you this? I asked this and that you don't know the answer. Do you learn?”

Andi :” I studied mam, now I want to ask you, do you know who Arifin Widodo.?”

Teacher: “ I don’t know him..”

Andi : “ Bambang Setiono, who is he..?

Teacher: “ I don’t know too..who are they..?

Andi: “off course mam.. don't forcibly that I know they, we, each having its own acquaintance..”
Teacher:"x@#333xzxzx.."